Homemade Giardiniera Recipe

My family has an unhealthy obsession with olives, pickles and yes, spicy giardiniera! In fact, I started getting a little concerned by how many store bought jars of this stuff we were going through. I figure, if I make my own pickled vegetable, at least I will know what exactly is in there and what kind of vegetable are being used.

Guess what? There’s no way I can go back to the store bought variety, this is so much better. No surprise there. But really, can something pickled taste fresh? Cause it does.

It’s simple, all you need is a large tupperware or 2 large mason jars if you want to make it look pretty, and a little bit of patience. The patience is the hardest part, I had to talk my husband out of going to the store to buy a jar of this stuff while he was waiting! I told you, unhealthy obsession. There’s worse vices out there though, and we take consolation in that.

What should you do with your jars of giardiniera? Assuming you don’t eat it all with your fingers straight from the jar, you could chop it up on a salad. You could put it on top of a sandwich or maybe on a meatball sub. Yum! You could casually pull a jar out of your fridge when you have guests over and serve it as a little snack. No big deal, this is totally homemade and organic.

Whatever you do, use fresh vegetables, local and organic if possible. And put the vegetables you like in there! I might make my next batch just straight cauliflower for my daughter. You also can control the spice level. I kept it real mild, but next time- it’s on!

Ingredients

cauliflower, half a head chopped into nice size florets

4 carrots, peeled and sliced

1 red bell pepper

1/2 jar drained sliced peperoncinis

2 1/2 cups white vinegar

3 cups water

3/4 cups sugar

5 TB kosher salt

1 t whole grain mustard

1/4 t red pepper flakes (or more, or maybe a sliced jalapeño pepper, or maybe sirracha!)

Directions

Bring a pot of water to a boil. Get an ice bath ready. You are going to quickly blanch the cauliflower for 2 minutes in boiling water (no more than this), drain, then stop the cooking process by tossing the cauliflower into ice water. Some people blanch the carrots as well but I do not like cooked carrots, I do not like them Sam I Am.

Bring the vinegar, water, sugar, salt, mustard and pepper flakes to a gentle boil and stir until the sugar and salt is dissolved. Let it cool.

Arrange your vegetable in your mason jars or toss them in a plastic bucket with a lid. Whatever. I personally am an arranger. Oh yeah, maybe I should mention in case you were wondering, we’re not canning anything here. I’m just putting them in mason jars for fun, and because I don’t know how to can things. I am going to keep mine in the fridge and we are going to eat them within a week. Ok, probably in 2 days.

Once the liquid is cooled down, pour it over the vegetables, put on the lid and into the fridge they go all pretty and dolled up. Now this is the hard part. You have to give it at least 8 hours for the flavor to really develop and marinate the vegetables. So no touching until tomorrow!

Aloha,

 

 

Carrot Cashew Pate at a Superbowl Party?

My relationship with football started with my Dad when I was a young girl. My Dad loved the Chargers, watching football with my brothers, and drinking Coors Light on a Sunday. I naturally wanted to be included.

When we were kids, if you were going to ask Dad a question, even a simple one, you had better be prepared for a 3 hour seminar. You should’ve seen the way his eyes lit up when I asked him to explain football to me. He ran to get charts, markers, chalkboards, you name it. The X’s represented the offense and the O’s the defense. My Dad suddenly had become an NFL coach.  There was nothing he didn’t know about the game, and he was going to explain every detail to me.

Within the first few minutes of my football lesson, something happened to me. It was really quite magical and I didn’t know I was even capable of doing it. What happened you ask? Well, my brain turned off, and my mind went to my happy place. I continued to nod my head and smile but I was a million miles away and nothing went in. Nothing at all.

My first date with Bill (aka my football fanatic future husband) was to a Ducks football game. I was a freshman in college and he was a junior. The night before the game we were at a party when he asked me if I liked football. “Yes!” I lied, “I love it.”

So bright and early the next morning he was there with his friend Ryan to pick up me and my friend Martine. He was there 4 hours before the game started, mind you! 4 hours! 8am on a Saturday is very early for a hungover college kid, but I really liked him so I got myself up and out of bed. My closet at that time of my life was a colorful collection of black jeans, black t-shirts and black hoodies. Dang, no green and yellow. Strike one. (Wait that’s baseball.)

Over the river and through the trees to Autzen stadium we went. We found Bills’ family at a tailgate party and I kid you not every family member, from wee little babies to Grandma, was dressed from head to toe in green and yellow. Now I know there are a lot of college football families around the country that bleed their school colors, but they’ve got nothing on the Terry family. Nothing!

I stood around in the freezing cold, trying to act like I wasn’t completely out of place, and forced myself to drink a Coors Light. Bill’s family saw right through me. “Who’s your friend Bill? Doesn’t she know to wear green and yellow to a Ducks game?” Strike two.

Finally, we went into the stadium and the game started. We sat in the student section, and when I say sat, I mean we stood. The group of drunk, smelly, shirtless guys behind us wore only body paint to keep warm. They stomped their feet and chanted, and when I say chanted, I mean shouted, “F U CLA!” the entire game. Well…. probably the entire game. I don’t really know because Martine and I didn’t make it through the entire game. We left at halftime. Strike 3, you’re out! Bill and I didn’t go on another date for 2 years.

That was a long time ago. Since then there has been a lot of growth in my relationship with football. Truth be told, more times than not, I’ll be staring at the TV, listening, paying attention when my mind starts to wander to my happy place and I’m suddenly brought back into the moment by the shouts of “Touchdown!” So what if my cheers are a few beats too late.  I’m proud to say that I genuinely enjoy football now, and when I say genuinely, I mean sometimes. I own all kinds of Ducks t-shirts and I wear them (to the gym) with pride. And if nothing else who doesn’t love hanging out with friends, drinking beer and eating?

Which brings me to eating. Have you ever had Carrot Cashew Pate? Delicious! It’s one of my favorite snacks. It’s vegan, creamy, healthy and has a lovely, bright flavor thanks to the lemon and dill.

Should you eat it as a dip instead of hummus? Yes! Should you spread it on a toasted rice cracker and top it with arugula and tomatoes? Yes! Should you try it wrapped in a collard green leaf with sprouts and cucumbers? Absolutely! Should you make it for your Superbowl party this weekend? Ummmm… You know, I might not be the right girl to answer that question.

Carrot Cashew Pate

3 carrots, peeled and shredded

1 cup cashews

1 TB fresh dill

1 stalk celery, chopped

1 slice onion

1 clove garlic

1/2 lemon

1/2 t salt

pepper

1/4 cup water

Kickoff

I only had raw cashews on hand and I really wanted roasted, salted cashews. So I preheated my oven to 325 and gave my cup of cashews a quick 10 minute toast. You can do this if you want or you can skip it if you’d like to keep the recipe raw, or you can buy roasted cashews from the store.

Next, get your cusinart out and get all your ingredients together. I use the grater attachment on the Cusinart to shred my carrots.

Throw it all in the cusinart with 1/2 teaspoon of salt, the juice of half a lemon and a few cracks of black pepper.

Turn it on and slowly add 1/4 cup of cold, filtered water until it all comes together.

Garnish with chopped fresh dill and serve with crudités, flat bread or crackers.

Here’s to another great football season! Until next year,

 

Balsamic Honey Roasted Almonds with Dried Cherries

Balsamic Honey Roasted Almonds with Dried Cherries

From now on I’d like to have a constant supply of balsamic honey roasted almonds on hand. Just in case, you never know when you might need them.

I’m going to be like a sweet little grandma and put them in crystal bowls around my house. By the way, when did grandparents stop putting crystal bowls of candy out? Does anyones grandma still do this? I haven’t seen it in a long time. Let’s bring back that trend with big kid candy!

If you happen to have these on hand then you can give them to your neighbors in a mason jar after you shamelessly ask them to cut a few pieces of wood for you with the very nice skill saw they have set up in their garage. “Hi, I know we don’t know each other, but can you help me with my bookshelf project? I have balsamic honey roasted almonds.” Friends for life.

And if you get invited to someones house for dinner and they tell you not to bring anything (it could happen), you could bring these! They’re not going to ruin anyone’s appetite, or make a mess, or steal the show (can’t promise you on that one). Just an awesome, addicting little pre-dinner snack that happens to be delicious with beer.

So how do we make them…

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Cinnamon Apple Chips

Cinnamon Apple Chips

Along with summer vacation came a new job title for me. Yep, I am officially a 24/7 short order cook for my children. Their constant demands for food, snacks, juice, and water are relentless. They are by far the most hard to satisfy customers I have ever encountered.

And my oldest daughter, god bless her and her very endearing mature palate, does not just want a peanut butter sandwich. She wants handmade by mom tofu summer rolls, cucumber sushi, carrot lentil soup, roasted beets and polenta squares! Seriously??? You are 6 years old!

What they don’t understand is if I am always in the kitchen cooking and cleaning and cooking and cleaning I will never get to the garage to the endless stack of boxes where my sushi mat and immersion blender patiently wait to be unpacked.

From here on out in the name of sanity, I am going to be more prepared. I will spend a little time each morning packing some snacks and sandwiches just like it’s a glorious school day. Ironic because not having to get up and pack a lunch each morning was one of the most exciting prospects of summer for me.

I am tempted to go to Costco and buy a cart full of hot pockets and pre-made rice crispy treats and just let them have a go at it. Unfortunately, that’s just not how I roll. Besides my little gourmet would probably turn her nose up at the over processed “food” and I’d be $100 poorer.

The thing is, I love my kids to pieces and I want to be the best mom I can be. I want my kids to eat healthy. They are growing girls and I feel like right now will set their eating habits for the rest of their lives.

And while fruit is great, sometimes you need something crunchy to satisfy that snack craving. I hear you on that one kids. Thus, drum roll please…Apple Chips!  It’s like eating potato chips without all the fat, salt and lack of nutritional value. Ever try to buy apple chips at the store? It’s like $6 for a bag of 10 chips! (At least that’s how it is in Hawaii.) There is no need to spend that kind of money on something so simple to make.

If you are going to be home for a while pop some sliced up apples into the oven and out comes an amazing snack for your hungry little munchkins to attack. Way better than the over-priced kind you buy in a bag at the store! Not to mention your house will smell like you’ve been baking apple pies all day. Bonus!

Make as many as you can fit in your oven, you won’t regret it, they go fast! And they satisfy even the most demanding of customers. At least for a little while that is.

Cinnamon Apple Chips

Apples (whatever kind you got, organic preferably)

Cinnamon

Sugar (Optional)

Apples and cinnamon sugar

Preheat your oven to 200. Mix your sugar and cinnamon together, cinnamon toast style. Wash and pat your apples dry.

If you have a mandolin, great! Use it to make nice even apple slices. If not, no big deal, just use a sharp knife to thinly slice your apples.

Use a small ring mold to individually cut out the center core and seeds. Or use a knife if your ring molds are still in a box somewhere.  If you have a apple corer you could core your apples first before slicing but I never have much luck with that method, I always miss the seeds…

Line as many sheet pans as you can fit in your oven with parchment paper. Lay out your apple rings in a single layer and sprinkle with your cinnamon sugar mixture.

Slice apples and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar

Place your pans in the oven and leave it be for about 2 1/2 hours. After you take them out of the oven, your apple chips will become crisp as they cool. Try a few and then try your best to save the rest for your kids. Good luck!

Feeling crazy?  Don’t have little kids? Well forget the cinnamon sugar and get creative. Lemon juice, Balsamic vinegar, cayenne pepper, flax seeds? You are the artist, go for it and let me know how it turns out!

Happy summer from one mom to another,

Crispy Apple Chips